After calling ahead to set up the movers, a little time passes. Not a lot, just enough for you to relax.

Then... HAAAIIIIIII! Ninjas spring out of no-where when you least expect it, utilizing thier martial arts skills to put on a fantastic show! Fighting each other, using the furniture as obstacles, they go into combat with your priceless Ming-Dynasty vase! Not to worry! They are masters. It is tossed when one ninja strikes, and caught by another, and it is somehow manuevered from the fighting into a nicely padded box.

With flips and kicks and chops, things are moved and packed away, all whilst melee-fighting. All objects nestled safely away in boxes, with absolutely no breakages; these ninjas being black belt masters.

When all things are packed, they grab the boxes and leap off into the shadows.....

You go to your new house/home as fast as you can, not wanting to miss the finale, where they unpack and do the entire thing backwards!
-- DesertFox, Mar 07 2005

Inspired by a potpourri shotgun and Theif in the Night Movers.
-- DesertFox, Mar 07 2005


Their moving technique is unstoppable.
-- Soterios, Mar 07 2005


Martial Arts Movers will do well, too.
-- DesertFox, Mar 08 2005


Ninjai sounds better as plural of ninja than ninja.
-- DesertFox, Mar 08 2005


True Ninja perfection - can they have ninja music playing at the same time as they do this and employ a team of travelling sound-effect technicians to dub in the correct fighting sounds? It would be perfectly acceptable for the ninjas to operate in whispery silence, but for full scale battle, we can allow a bit of sword-on-sword, a few hayas and the occasional hwooarr! [+] btw
-- zen_tom, Mar 08 2005


Interesting idea - what's the criteria for ninja? 'Must be able to do backflips' or 'must know loads of martial arts'?
-- froglet, Mar 08 2005



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