A cologne that will make you smell like a nerd.

Mimics the odors of Mountain Dew, pizza, trading card game cards, and floppy disks. Available in stylish bottles that look just like absurd weapons from D&D or Doom ("Honey, have you seen my BFG bottle?")

Has a EULA on the inside of the bottle that can only be read through eyeglass lenses above a certain refractive correction.

EDIT: [pertinax] has provided an acronym: //SCENT Can Encapsulate Nerdy Tendencies//
-- shapu, Jul 22 2005

My inspiration http://www.delias.c...ilter=&brandFilter=
[shapu, Jul 22 2005]

My inspiration, everyday. http://www.quotationspage.com/wotd.html
Skinny, lanky, is cool. Don't know DOOM. [blissmiss, Jul 23 2005]

Shameless Plug http://www.thesadbastard.com
I think 'geek chic' is a contradiction in terms. This, on the other hand, is, er, something else. [pertinax, Oct 24 2006]

Please say that there'll be a Nerd Perfume for gals...

I'd spray it on my sister
Not a drop will have missed her
By the time I'm finished
Her popularity will have... diminished.

Okay, that was mean, sorry.
-- froglet, Jul 22 2005


Oh, that wasn't mean.

Some verse about your sister?

That was Poetry.
-- dbsousa, Jul 22 2005


This is an insalubrious, mess of an idea. And unkind to many bakers. (Heydb, whatcha think of the new Stop 'n Shop?)
-- blissmiss, Jul 23 2005


Honestly, [blissmiss], I won't argue with any of your criticisms. But just to clarify, I'm a skinny, lanky, DOOM-playing computer jockey. I decided that for this idea, I should stick to what I know. Among other things, it made the research phase a snap.

Excellent use of the word "insalubrious," btw.
-- shapu, Jul 23 2005


Oh, and I don't usually vote against ideas, only if they are really offensive. I tend to vote for ideas I like. So that -, is not mine.
-- blissmiss, Jul 23 2005


<in response to solicitation for self-recursive acronym>

SCENT Can Encapsulate Nerdy Tendencies

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-- pertinax, Oct 23 2006


It's geek chic. Quite the rage I understand.
-- theleopard, Oct 23 2006


Well... I wasn't here when this idea first came out, [Frank].

Now I am here, though, I'm going to plug my own 'nerd pride' site: see link. :)

Oh, and the tax returns are pretty late as well, thanks for asking.
-- pertinax, Oct 24 2006


Floppy disks? What year is this?
-- DRstrathmore, Oct 24 2006



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