Contestants don water wings and lower polystyrene lances in a wet tilting tournament.-- spiraliii, Mar 14 2007 Narwhal Wedding Ring Toss Narwhal_20Wedding_20Ring_20Tossshameless self-reference [calum, Mar 14 2007] It would be awesome - if you could somehow avoid the inevitable fatal head-on collisions.-- zen_tom, Mar 14 2007 Why do it on sea-doos? Why not on narwhals?-- wagster, Mar 14 2007 Avoid fatal collisions the medieval way: The competitors are on opposite sides of a wall!-- GutPunchLullabies, Mar 14 2007 Why avoid fatal collisions at all? It just adds to the fun!-- Galbinus_Caeli, Mar 14 2007 Do it on Narwhals. Do it on land. All those modern knights, wobbling across the ice, lances lowered... that appeals to me.-- moomintroll, Mar 15 2007 //All those modern knights// I'd pay good money to see Richard Branson and Cliff Richard going head-to-head atop an enraged narwhal.-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Mar 16 2007 random, halfbakery