Contestants don water wings and lower polystyrene lances in a wet tilting tournament.
-- spiraliii, Mar 14 2007

Narwhal Wedding Ring Toss Narwhal_20Wedding_20Ring_20Toss
shameless self-reference [calum, Mar 14 2007]

It would be awesome - if you could somehow avoid the inevitable fatal head-on collisions.
-- zen_tom, Mar 14 2007


Why do it on sea-doos? Why not on narwhals?
-- wagster, Mar 14 2007


Avoid fatal collisions the medieval way: The competitors are on opposite sides of a wall!
-- GutPunchLullabies, Mar 14 2007


Why avoid fatal collisions at all? It just adds to the fun!
-- Galbinus_Caeli, Mar 14 2007


Do it on Narwhals. Do it on land. All those modern knights, wobbling across the ice, lances lowered... that appeals to me.
-- moomintroll, Mar 15 2007


//All those modern knights// I'd pay good money to see Richard Branson and Cliff Richard going head-to-head atop an enraged narwhal.
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Mar 16 2007



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