Have a Christmas tree that pops open to reveal a naked santa - like one of those cakes that have naked dancing girls pop out of them. The tree will have to be bushy to hide naked santa's girth.
-- JesusHChrist, Dec 20 2005

(?) Why Jesus is better than Santa http://www.new-life.net/jcbetter.htm
[JesusHChrist, Dec 20 2005]

I'm voting for irony--J. Christ leaving the Christ out of Christmas.
-- ldischler, Dec 20 2005


A belly like a bowl full of jelly and a big, red (ahem) face.
-- fridge duck, Dec 20 2005


Strong work, [JC].
-- bungston, Dec 20 2005


Santa... bah humbug.
-- JesusHChrist, Dec 20 2005


Apropos. An idea like this lies in the realm of the inevitable, who whouldn't want one?
-- daseva, Dec 16 2006


and i get bones.
-- Stork, Dec 16 2006



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