What strange frissons of joy the bestowing of a mustache can produce! The addition of a mustache to a mustache free face on poster or advertisement. How simple, yet how glorious. Secret silly rebellion.

But some call this defacement and feel the face is spoiled. Some might get angry at a magic marker mustache, tear the whole thing down and seek vengeance, punishing the mustache adder by successfully guessing his identity and complaining to his humorless boss about his immaturity.

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend. Here at BUNGCO we see it both ways. Thus: the mustache postit. Open your palate and choose a mustache of appropriate size and styling for the face in question (all mustaches are ginger red). Apply carefully and move on, returning only to apply two additional smaller mustaches upside-down as eyebrows. Mustaches adhere with the slight tackiness of a postit and are easy to remove.

Now the indignant viewer can be reassured with the fact that these mustaches can be easily removed with no damage to the underlying image. BUNGCO hopes that the indignant viewer, now in possession of one large and two smaller mustaches, might find somewhere else to place them for the entertainment of all.
-- bungston, Jul 25 2016

My hero http://www.dailymot...l-6-1946_shortfilms
[bungston, Jul 25 2016]

Baked https://www.google....ome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Baked [csea, Jul 26 2016]

Very unruly finger transplant moustache https://picasaweb.g...5468873831607515442
from the offices of The Beard Transplant Registry (halfbakery Sep 14 2006) [xenzag, Jul 26 2016]

Daffy turns head-banger at 1:19, who knew?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 25 2016


The great bungston never fails to impress.
-- xenzag, Jul 26 2016


Google shows lots of prior art [link.]
-- csea, Jul 26 2016


Ah - but those are all printed versions.... what bungston forgot to mention is that his postits feature real hair, carefully harvested from volunteers and planted one follicle at a time in the heavy nutrient treated paper used to create the BUNGCO version.
-- xenzag, Jul 26 2016


// slight tackiness // impressive understatement, Mr. [b]
-- lurch, Jul 26 2016


I am delighted to see a staples near me carries a prosaic gray one. I am even more pleased to contemplate the "real hair" improved version.
-- bungston, Jul 26 2016


+ and another + for the enhancement.
-- csea, Jul 26 2016


All well and good, but sp.: moustache.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 26 2016



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