Guaranteed to cheer up those drab and dismal graveyards, musical headstones are the only answer. (Click the link below to see pictures.)
-- DaveSt, Aug 25 2001

(?) Musical Headstones. http://www.davex.bt...uk/spoof/offer5.htm
[DaveSt, Aug 25 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Wake the Others
-- thumbwax, Aug 25 2001


Can you add a little voice synthesis while your at it -- maybe something using the deceased charactaristic twang? Some cute sayings might be: "Hey, get off my stomach", or "Help me, I've fallen and can't get up!"
-- pathetic, Aug 25 2001



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