What would really excell in the cigarette lifestyle race?

Multi-strength cigarette packs!

Lets see ... You'll need some lighter power (say 8mg) for that first thing in the morning, something heavier (say 12mg) for the day, and full strength (16mg) for the afternoon/evening.

Perfection in smoking! Maybe you could have club-packs that add a couple of cloves in there for a little of that special touch.
-- tempt, Mar 21 2001

And packs that contain only the cancer-causing ingredients (in extra high concentrations) just to get it over with as quickly as possible...
-- PotatoStew, Mar 21 2001


Try new super strength 'Tarr-io's"!
-- Wes, Mar 21 2001


maybe you could try cheese
-- technobadger, Mar 21 2001


What IS it with the cheese = cigarette/cigar thing?
-- StarChaser, Mar 22 2001


I think the cigarette producers prefer to market low-nicotine products to those who are already addicted. While they think they're being "healthier" with the low-nicotine version, they actually end up buying more cigarettes to maintain their dosage.
-- beauxeault, Mar 22 2001



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