Congratulations on your purchase of the moussage, the ordinary computer mouse with extraordinary massage functions. With its large, soft, spring-loaded ball, motor and battery, and used in interaction with our instructive homepage, your moussage will relieve stress and rub sore muscles from top to toe (even mouse injuries!). Please follow these instructions for correct and beneficial use:

1. Go to www.moussage.com, and with your moussage choose the desired body area page, and click on “Start”.
2. With the moussage held to the skin, give yourself a relaxing rub down by keeping the cursor inside the moving ring on the screen.
3. Click the left moussage button to start the ball in a circling motion for added effect.
4. Click the right button to vibrate the ball for kneading underlying derma and tissues. Rotate the scroll wheel to adjust the vibration speed.
5. Your moussage will work well with massage oils, and its major moving parts are easily removed as a unit for cleaning.

Two miccage are even better. Order an extra to ease tension and strain at work.
-- FarmerJohn, Sep 11 2003

can you use it in the bath?
-- po, Sep 11 2003


Just once.
-- FarmerJohn, Sep 11 2003


Can you make a keyboard version also?

I wish I knew how you came up with these (+)
-- madradish, Sep 11 2003


Hmm...a magic fingers keyboard to hang on your chair back.
-- FarmerJohn, Sep 11 2003


Unfortunately, I imagined massaging naked women with chocolate mousse, and I'm now feeling unfulfilled.
-- phundug, Sep 11 2003


A phunny and fulfilled masseur
Used chocolate mousse and liqueur
To knead ladies bare
And drink, then he’d stare
Then lick up and fill up on her.
-- FarmerJohn, Sep 11 2003



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