This is a pet carrier that straps two mice to your face, against either cheek, facing forward, so that the mice can enjoy the scenery of where you're going, help you eat dinner, keep your face warm, help keep your nose clean, and provide a puntastic conversation starting opportunity.
There would have to be pooping pouches.-- JesusHChrist, Mar 08 2016 Definitely pooping pouches (+1)-- normzone, Mar 08 2016 Pun in search of an idea, but a delightfully silly one.-- RayfordSteele, Mar 08 2016 random, halfbakery