Attach this plunger, shaft with suction cup, onto the left mouse button of your mouse. Now you can hold the mouse like a pen with an absurdly large writing tip. That's right, instead of ending in a point, the writing instrument ends in something the size of a small boob.-- guncandy, Dec 14 2015 Addmittedly better than the title promised.-- FlyingToaster, Dec 14 2015 I had the picture of Minny's and Mickey's life blood being slowly squeezed out through a pen nib.-- popbottle, Dec 14 2015 random, halfbakery