As you enter through heavy curtains, the first thing you notice, is everything is black with dark red velvet trim. Evil chamber music plays over speakers, and behind a cobwebbed counter filled with flavoured sorbets stands a dead eyed staff member with a menacing ice-cream scoop.

Most of the flavours revolve around themes of blood, coffins and eternal sorrow, served in cones with inverted crucifixes along the sides.
-- benfrost, Mar 31 2005

The best selling flavour would have to be "Death by Chocolate" (+)
-- gardnertoo, Mar 31 2005


So instead of having my loved-one cremated, I can have them made into an ice-cream?

Do they do this for pets too?
-- zen_tom, Mar 31 2005


Inspired by Monty Python, yes? The waiters are all dour little chaps with long black scraggly hair, and those tall cylindrical hats like Lincoln wore.
-- Soterios, Mar 31 2005


I can see the promotional posters now...

"Lick Your Loved Ones!

(Insert photo of a family in black, morosely consuming an ash-colored frozen treat)

Tasteful Funerary Services Available At The Creamatorium."
-- Guncrazy, Mar 31 2005


//Tiny shovels, instead of spoons. //
[+] As long as this is included.
-- brodie, Mar 31 2005


And the ambitiously greedy goths (read: those fat ones) could take the "Netherworld Challenge" where they must eat multiple gallons of ice cream from a casket within a set time limit.

Fun!
-- Abusementpark, Dec 10 2006


//Perhaps the chain could be called, "Everybodyscream"?

It's a sure bet I'd scream if I stepped inside.
-- Cuit_au_Four, Dec 14 2006


You could have home delivery, but only if you live in the film noir home.
-- gardnertoo, Jan 13 2007



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