At last NMRM Co has developed a solvent for monkeys. It's a patented and totally secret combination which may or may not contain Bose-Einstein condensate, gin, paprika and polar bear*

So, now you can dissolve your monkeys, perform the relevant experiments then simply allow the monkeys to dry out on filter paper afterwards.

No more of this fooling around with those dried monkeys, "simply soak the monkeys in saline, then apply the current.." Hah! I'm sure those bastards in the advertising section have never actually tried that one out for themselves.

Watch as they grow back into their usual chittering, fun-loving, obnoxious selves again, or just tip it down the sink as per usual and let the guys in the sewage station sort it all out.

*Interestingly enough, monkeys are naturally resistant to being soluble in the presence of hot country fauna, but evolution divergence means more distant fauna can be made to do the trick.

*
-- not_morrison_rm, Feb 28 2014

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 28 2014


//Chromatographic effects

True, the first and last monkeys do tend to be the lightest and darkest, but there's no mirror in the lab, so they haven't noticed yet...
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 01 2014


Hmmm... can we use this process to get around the high cost of air travel? A pocket full of stamps could send my whole family to Hawaii for a while.

(...without me, of course...)
-- Grogster, Mar 01 2014


//If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. //

[marked-for-tagline]

Does this work on flying monkeys ?

Is this your own idea, or are you just aping someone else's ?
-- 8th of 7, Mar 01 2014


////If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. //[marked-for-tagline] //

Sadly not original to me.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 01 2014


What is ... ?
-- 8th of 7, Mar 01 2014


I have a rich variety of hitherto unheard Borg jokes.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 01 2014


All us guys at the sewage station say "Hi".

.....(wait til he opens his mail. Snort.)
-- popbottle, Mar 01 2014



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