You’ll learn the finer points of near nude acting for family TV viewing such as: 1) How to walk past the camera keeping one thigh always in front of the genitals 2) Making passionate sex while exposing only the head (!), upper back and a knee 3) Prudent use of plants, cigars and melons to block objectionable shots and 4-83) Much, much more.

Upon course completion you will receive a framed diploma, skin-colored thong and 10 lbs of bubble bath.
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 16 2005

Lesson Seven

The Importance of Body Doubles

Lesson Eight

Perfecting the Long Shot

Lesson Nine

Soft Focus and You
-- Soterios, Mar 16 2005


Mmmm. Bubble bath, hope it's my favorite color: bazooka pink.
-- reensure, Mar 17 2005


I was actually pondering something similar to this: Porn Star College. It would teach all the business, health, and physiology necessary for the porn star trade. Mostly it would be an expensive, dressed up brothel to extract money from would be male porn stars.
-- bungston, Mar 17 2005


Lesson 83)
Live performance of a 'Tango' down your local high street. Dance partner is imaginary.

Roses at the ready!
<bum, bum, bum bum - buh-dah-de-bum-bum...>
-- Jinbish, Mar 17 2005


//Perfecting the Long Shot//? !?
-- Ichthus, Mar 17 2005



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