Today is a big day. In 30 minutes you will make a presentation to the upper management that will probably change your life. You are pacing up and down... nervous. And then you decide to have some coffee. In the excitement you tilt the glass a bit too much and it stains your tie. Egad. What do I do now? This is the beginning of the end. This new service is for those very moments. Call the mobile tie service. Tell them what shirt color you have or just what tie you want and they dispatch a tie to your office within the next 30 minutes or your money back.
-- nomadic_wonderer, Jan 26 2004

Ooh, good! And I just love the "Egad"!!! One croissant for each! (IF I could.)
-- spacecadet, Jan 26 2004


I'm afraid I would use this so much so (+) from me.
-- oneoffdave, Jan 27 2004


perhaps ties should come with a plastic cover for those more casual moments and mealtimes/coffee breaks
-- po, Jan 27 2004


Great idea. Have a croissant with your coffee.
-- disbomber, Apr 03 2005


What is a 'tie'?
-- Basepair, Apr 03 2005


What's a 'tie'?
-- goldilox, Apr 07 2005


Twin Ion Engine, is stands for.
-- calum, Apr 07 2005


It's a military acronym for a piece of neckwear. It stands for "Thread-like item, extraneous"
-- ye_river_xiv, Jul 06 2007


Torture Implement Extraordinaire
-- Klaatu, Jul 08 2007


I like the concept of having a twin ion engine delivered at the last minute...

"I must get to the Death Star on schedule!"

"No problem, just a moment and - OK, there you go. Credit chip is processed, have a better one."
-- normzone, Jul 08 2007


How likely is it that you'll get coffee on your tie whilst sparing your shirt, forsooth?

A better service would deliver a co- ordinated tie-shirt combo.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 08 2007


Will they offer Bow, Bola, and/or tie a double windsor knot for me with a european underfold?
-- Giblet, Jul 09 2007


cooooooollllllllllllllllllll I like it a lot
-- crash, Jul 10 2007


[+] This is great and should also include pantyhose for women!
-- xandram, Oct 14 2011



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