This guy's gimmick is that he's supposedly a trained ballet dancer, but has been banished because his massive strength injured too many ballerinas... He does a grand-jete into the ring, he pirouettes before delivering dropkicks, he does amazing lifts with his opponents before power-slamming them into the mat. He wrestles in toe-shoes, which may or may not conceal a hidden weapon. He gets his dazed opponent into doing a tango that turns into a devstating side- suplex. And beware his finisher - the NUTCRACKER SWEET!
-- smendler, Dec 01 2010

you thought I wouldn't notice? AllBlacks_20V_20Eng...acker_20_96_20Sweet
[po, Dec 02 2010]

Oldya Butgudenoff http://www.youtube....watch?v=UFdpXCGCaa4
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 05 2010]

Should probably be in the superhero category.
-- daseva, Dec 01 2010


And he hails from from darkest Freezyassov.
-- Jinbish, Dec 01 2010


Pointe shoes are reasonably rigid at the tip, so they would be a formidable weapons in the right hands... er, feet.
-- neutrinos_shadow, Dec 01 2010


And his lovely assistant, Olive Erklozoff.
-- baconbrain, Dec 01 2010


Ripurnutzof would fit better with the nutcracker suite.
-- doctorremulac3, Dec 02 2010


In a Futurama episode, Bender did some robot wrestling in a tutu as the Gender Bender.
-- baconbrain, Dec 02 2010


//formidable weapons in the right hands... er, feet.//

And the left ones, too.
-- Jinbish, Dec 02 2010


//Olive Erklozoff//
Yeah, you wish (and so do the rest of the guys...)
(Took me a few seconds to decipher it - very clever.)
-- neutrinos_shadow, Dec 02 2010


With his bouncer body guards: Peekop and Dropov.
-- RayfordSteele, Dec 03 2010


They're his drivers, Shirley?
-- BunsenHoneydew, Dec 04 2010


What if it took more than just the suffix "off" to make a name sound anything like Russian?
-- pertinax, Dec 05 2010


Yeah, shouldn't it be Olive Erklozova?

And Peekop sounds Afrikaans, to me.
-- mouseposture, Dec 05 2010



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