Bigger-than-life-size Marionette-Me suits allow you the sensation of being in your body but not in control of it. A friend controls the strings from a platform above you with machine assisted levers. Special Marionette-Me discos provide an enjoyable entertainment spectacle. Highly trained teams of marionettes and puppeteers compete in televised athletic events such as steeple chase, bowling and boxing.
-- lingamish, May 17 2007

The very *last* thing I would want to do is be hoisted around by my drinking buddies.
-- nuclear hobo, May 17 2007


I think that could be arranged, but it would be one tasteless funeral.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 17 2007


I like it. I would prefer to be the puppetmaster, naturally, then the poor pupet person sap, however.
-- blissmiss, May 17 2007


Malkovich? Malkovich? Malkovich! Malkovich, malkovich, malkovich. Malkovich!
-- zeno, May 18 2007


Don't be so strung up, just get in line.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 18 2007



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