Not the really horrible kind, mind you. Just a light after-smell.

Side effect may be police start stripsearching everyone.

Hm. This is a pretty bad idea, on retrospect. I'm voting against it. I'm not keen on the idea of stripsearches..
-- lucidish, Aug 19 2000

Cannabis Perfume http://www.dupetit....nglish/pflege02.htm
Erm, baked. [jutta, Aug 19 2000]

Scent http://www.scent.ne...abis-flower-cologne
Hey Thumbwax, nice little stocking stuffer eh :). Im with Supercat as well, try this stuff out on politicians and make sure to keep the cameras rolling. I dont think any of us would try to trick an officer but I think we can all entertain the ideas and wonder how far it could go. [scent, Dec 21 2009]

How about eyedrops that turn your eyes bloodshot.
-- Scott_D, Aug 19 2000


What, no morbid hypothetical?
-- bookworm, Aug 19 2000


13 migrant workers died in the creation of this idea. :]
-- lucidish, Aug 19 2000


Makes a lovely gift!
-- thumbwax, Aug 19 2000


[re a now deleted annotation suggesting that crack-scented cologne might be more popular]

Properly speaking, "crack" should be an eau de toilette.

Kill me now.
-- Uncle Nutsy, Aug 20 2000, last modified Apr 08 2001


Best would be if it was in a form which could be discretely applied to lockers, duffle bags, etc. of the politicians who push for ever-increasing attacks on the 4th Amendment and which would cause dogs to "hit" but didn't actually contain any of the illegal drugs being 'simulated'.
-- supercat, Aug 21 2000


Yeah, drive the dogs mad, have the cope freak out, and then hit the "lawmen" with the lawsuit from hell because it was your cologne! I like the idea!!
-- jetckalz, Aug 21 2000


I actually saw some marijuana scented incense a few years ago
-- AfroAssault, Sep 28 2000


5 of us got some 'Sensemilla' Incense in Hawaii in '83, dried seaweed, scented seaweed, sold seaweed to brand new horny 'high' school graduates. Stayed in Condo in Hawaii & smoked da kine for a month. Ah, those were the days.
-- thumbwax, Sep 28 2000


This is right up there with driving around while drinking apple juice out of a whisky bottle.
-- jimfl, Sep 28 2000


I was once pulled over for drinking IBC root beer...<Comes in a brown bottle reminiscent of a beer bottle...I was at a light, and didn't think anything of it, and on go the party lights...'What you drinkin' there, son?' "Rootbeer! Really!">
-- StarChaser, Sep 28 2000


I for one think marijuana smells pretty good... wouldn't smoke it though, i'm straightedge, but i wouldn't mind having the smell around... mmmm
-- djhotsauce, Dec 12 2000


The subtitle of this idea cracks me up. "Trick Cops"...as if there is some advantage to tricking a cop into thinking you are a drug user.
-- blahginger, Dec 15 2000


zippyanna- marijuana bring back memories? I always thought it did the opposite...
-- AfroAssault, Apr 24 2001


I agree with AfroAssault . . what was this about again?
-- Admiral_Raddikatatt, Apr 26 2001


man i dunno sounds pretty sweet idea but how would it be made? probably some fucking law about paraphenalia if it was made... bong water probably, but a chic cop strip searchin' me sounds sweet
-- BigWang, May 23 2001


Calvin Klein's "Hemp"! Why not? There's already a perfume named "Opium," which was still illegal the last time I looked.

Great idea! Once it catches on, fascist redneck cops will think twice before using "I smell dope" as an excuse to hassle people they don't like. A few lawsuits and a few broken careers later, they'll all learn better. . . .
-- deacon, May 26 2001


I think there is a lot of scope for these sort of products, but perhaps in the moral domain rather than the legal one (where there could be all sorts of time consuming side effects).

Sell these products to the devout but streetwise the world over...get dirty and stay clean would be the central message to the advertising.
-- Ludwig, Nov 26 2002


Just splash yourself with some bong water, sure to do the trick.
-- Gulherme, Nov 26 2002


Many of the people in the Midtown area already use this exact cologne. Very powerful aroma, too. So I guess they're baked.
-- Amos Kito, Nov 27 2002


. . . or halfbaked, anyway.
-- bristolz, Nov 27 2002


Toasted oregano has a smell indistinguishable from the heated hemp. I fooled my roomies in college once by sprinkling oregano on a hot burner and letting it smoke, then sitting back calmly in the kitchen.
-- bungston, Nov 27 2002


I agree with flaming. The scent of pot compared to the scent of bong water, is like the scent of a good wine compared to the scent of the urine it creates. As for the idea though, I think it would cause more trouble than it is worth.
-- notme, Oct 18 2003


Ya, you can also trick yourself.
-- whyworkout, Feb 18 2004


As in, are you high? I don't know...maybe.
-- whyworkout, Feb 18 2004


The smell would make everyone start craving bags of chips.
-- bkornele, Feb 18 2004


yeah, im in the airport waiting for the darned check in and the national guard walks by with their dogs, now would I want to get my nuts ripped off by some mutt, I dont think so...
-- morbiddesire, Feb 19 2004


Law enforcement bodies already buy the scent of various drugs, explosives and even the whiff of decay for training their sniffer dogs. Just buy industrial quantities of this, repackage and you're all set.
-- oneoffdave, Feb 19 2004


There was a sinsemelia cologne available in a spray bottle through an advertisement in "High Times" way back in the early 1980's.The product was extremely popular with sellers of inferior marijuana who sprayed it onto quantities of subpar weed while packaging it for sale.Such is life...
-- kingwuz, Oct 23 2006


I always thought that something like this would be a good setup for throwing off the cops if you really had contraban in your car of a different type. That way if they suspect marijuana, you can "admit" that you have it under the seat. When they conclude that they can't find it you can get angry and start yelling. Claim that someone stole your stash and you are very upset about it. "It was RIGHT HERE officer! I swear!" Then the cops will laugh at you, and say something to the effect of, "Serves you right.." and then they send you on your merry way.
-- Jscotty, Oct 23 2006


I prefer the scent of Chinese Take-Out food!
-- xandram, Dec 21 2009


more likely: they arrest you for your self-confessed crime, steal and sell your car, and put you in prison.
-- Voice, Aug 02 2010



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