No-expense-spared version: your personalized message is delivered by a trained elephant wearing a shaggy coat.

Some-expense-spared version: your personalized message is delivered by a fat bloke wearing a mammoth costume.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 16 2019

We're sure you're glad to have got that off your chest ...
-- 8th of 7, Oct 16 2019



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