Worn beneath you trousers, this inflatable on demand via a remote control codpiece can help you change, define and control most any social experience at will.

-Inflate when you want to get out of a conversation that has gone on too long. -Inflate when you just want to draw attention to your crotch. -Capture a wandering eye! -Instantly grab more room in a crowded elevator or subway car. Impress others with you ability to lift most anything with your groin.
-- vfrackis, Mar 04 2009

I believe the hype. I think it would work exactly as billed. One could also wear it backwards.
-- bungston, Mar 04 2009


good lord! where is he anyway?
-- po, Mar 05 2009



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