Styled like a first world war tank, complete with flag holder and camouflage net accessories appropriate to every climate.
Strong enough to hammer in a tent peg when the going gets tough.
Makes various battle sound effects via hidden speakers when used to direct operations.
Doesn’t need a mouse pad, as it rides over every obstacle on the desk to get the job done.
Parks in its own bomb proof shelter when not in use.
(for general appearance - see link)-- xenzag, May 12 2006 (?) Built like a tank http://www.spartacu...co.uk/FWWwillie.htmM os 16 Mouse [xenzag, May 12 2006] Why even make it a mouse?-- BJS, May 12 2006 Because gamers like me exist in this modern day. At LAN Parties, usually I'm they guy seen threatening people and throwing things across the COUNTY. [+]-- Letsbuildafort, May 12 2006 The whole county, or just into the next township?-- notmarkflynn, May 15 2006 When you accidentally knock it off of the desk it should go, WHEEEEEeeeeeoooooooooo BOOOOM!!!!-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 15 2006 random, halfbakery