A pair of big square shoes with LCD screens on the sides. The LCD screens will show a video of a normal pair of black shoes, with sparkly white socks, alternating between flat position and 'heel up' position.

By standing still but waving your hands in a vaguely robotic fashion, you will appear to be an expert moonwalker.

Tightening the laces leads to increasingly implausable modes, such as 360 degree ankle twists, and trotters.
-- Fishrat, Nov 13 2009

videojug: How to moonwalk. http://www.youtube....gtLVzbI&feature=fvw
[jutta, Nov 13 2009]

OK +
-- xandram, Nov 13 2009


How about just putting some kind of discreet treadmill on the sole. It could be locked for walking or opened for moonwalking, perhaps toggled by a remote switch that could be hidden in your pocket.
-- Joolin, Nov 14 2009



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