Our lobe fish come in a small, portable temporary fish tank. Normally, each tank contains a single type of fish, but for the adventurous, there are variety packs available.

Dangling from an otherwise normal ear ring hook is an actual fish hook. Just before you walk into the soiree, before you get out of the car, bait the hook. Dip the baited hook into the tank, and catch your night's earwear.

As you walk through the door, your lobe fish will be wiggling on its hook, and your arrival will be the talk of the party.
-- globaltourniquet, Dec 27 2007

Cocktail Mice Cocktail_20Mice
a classic [calum, Dec 28 2007]

nig-earrings http://inediblejewe...es/salmonsushiE.JPG
not baked at all [jaksplat, Dec 30 2007]

// your arrival will be the talk of the party //

... as will the smell of decaying fish after a few minutes .....
-- 8th of 7, Dec 27 2007


This would work better with small mammals, reptiles or birds.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 27 2007


Nice earings, did you use the critchley hackle?
-- 4whom, Dec 27 2007


goes nice with my bacon vest and nipple paint.
-- po, Dec 27 2007


Nice angle.
-- 4whom, Dec 27 2007


Tartar sauce, anyone?
-- phoenix, Dec 27 2007


"I usually spend a fortune on earrings, but these were only sick squid."
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 27 2007


I wonder if these would affect your herring?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 28 2007


Not if they're worn in the right plaice.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 28 2007


I dunno, I would worry that a fat person at the party might eat my earring when I wasn't paying attention
-- hooande, Dec 29 2007


Ouch, this brings back bad memories of me fishing with my pointer finger [+]
-- xxobot, Dec 29 2007


In the subtitle, spelling it "fishion" without the hyphen would make the joke clearer, because otherwise it looks like it's pronounced (and referring to a) "fish ion," but + anyway.
-- bnip, Jan 02 2008


...hey [bnip], how'zat?
-- globaltourniquet, Jan 02 2008


// sushi //

"Sushi ... cold fish ... that's what my ex-wife used to call me....."

("You need to talk to Mr. Tyrell... he make your brain... ")
-- 8th of 7, Jan 02 2008



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