You could spend years in Hollywood, sleeping your way into parts, slowly getting famous enough so that when you go home to the little town you grew up in, people will notice you at the mall. Like they notice me. “Oh my goodness,” they squeal, “isn’t that Pluter!” You could do that, sure, but maybe you’re not as patient as I am. Maybe you don’t want to dally with those disgusting producers and directors. Maybe you’re the kind who wants a shortcut to recognition?

So here it is, developed just for you—folded lip tape. And I’ve trademarked it too. I call it: LOOK AT ME!

It’s an almost invisible adhesive on a release paper, cut into the shape of an oval donut with an oval hole in the middle. The adhesive is similar to rubber cement.

DIRECTIONS: Place around mouth. Remove the paper backing. (It looks like nothing’s there—am I right?) Fold or roll your upper lip upwards and your lower lip downwards so they stick to the skin of your face. This produces really big lips and a toothy smile. Now, go out to mall. “Look,” they will cry, “it’s—” Well, you can just imagine.


-- pluterday, Oct 10 2004

lip service http://www.dmafc.co...cian/MEGAN-LIPS.jpg
[FarmerJohn, Oct 10 2004]

There should be a law. http://www.highbeam...s&skeyword=&teaser=
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 11 2004]

"Hey, look! Pluterday duct-taped his mouth again!"
-- DrCurry, Oct 10 2004


Take off that mask or I'll skin you alive, you...you...pluterday, you!
-- blissmiss, Oct 10 2004


"Who's that wearing Julia Robert's teeth?"
-- wagster, Oct 10 2004


I thought that this was going to go differently based on the first paragraph. + for not being what I thought it would be.
-- sartep, Oct 11 2004


I require a demonstration.
-- k_sra, Oct 11 2004


Just hope the wind doesn't change direction...
-- zen_tom, Oct 11 2004


Alternative Title: Lip up fatty.
-- lostdog, Oct 11 2004



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