No more messy roll-ons or sprays! Buy a box of Smell-less Spruce, Armpit Fir or Fragrant Yew, today.

Each half-inch tree cutout hangs by a thread from a tiny plastic clasp. Raise your arm, clamp one onto some hairs and smell like a Christmas tree, all year around.
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 30 2003

Pine nourishment tips (about halfway down) http://vancouverhik...erhiking2/id32.html
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

the cat would play with it <g>
-- po, Mar 30 2003


TACKY!
-- futurebird, Mar 30 2003


This needs a sketch.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 30 2003


Could I get pits smelling of New Car?
-- friendlyfire, Mar 30 2003


Can I add this to the next edition of “Case Studies in Marketing Disasters”?
-- pluterday, Mar 30 2003


2fsoahm: This will have to suffice for your mind's eye.

ff: Or smelling of pit stops.

pd: After the neutral vote, we'll instead start promoting tiny fluffy dice on strings.
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 30 2003


FJ: ignore me and I will sulk.
-- po, Mar 30 2003


p: //the cat would play with it <g>// Sorry, I interpreted that as a statement of fact. That's good, yes? A catnip conifer?
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 30 2003


(runs and hides)
-- Cedar Park, Mar 31 2003


Did you ever eat a pine tree?
-- roby, Mar 31 2003


Many parts are edible, Euell.
-- bristolz, Mar 31 2003


roby: Not that I know of, but I linked a four course, survival, pine picnic.
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 31 2003



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