"Do you dare to go under the relentless horizontal blade?" is the lurid advertising slogan that greets all those who approach the Bandsaw Limbo event. The apparatus itself is simple, consisting of an electric bandsaw only with the blade now in a horizontal orientation to facilitate Limbo Dancing. Only for the bravest, most daring, most skilled and of course most foolhardy, should attempt negotiating a trip under the Limbo Bandsaw.

Not recommended for anyone with a protruding belly or males displaying any degree of sexual arousal.
-- xenzag, Feb 21 2020

Go on, you first.

No, sorry, wait, not yet.... we need a few minutes to get the high speed video cameras and lighting set up.

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-- 8th of 7, Feb 21 2020


I actually had you in mind when I created this, though you should probably spend some time in the centrifuge first so that you can squeeze into the rubber containment suit.
-- xenzag, Feb 21 2020


Extra points for going under while juggling chainsaws?
-- bs0u0155, Feb 21 2020


Swallowing chainsaws
-- pocmloc, Feb 21 2020


Extra points for catching one of the flaming arrows in your teeth being fired 6 inches above the ground across the pathway beyond the bandsaw blade.
-- xenzag, Feb 21 2020


Oh hell, I'm old and raggedy, I'll go first. But someones gonna have to mop up the mess. Blood, lots of blood. Whole lot of blood going on.
-- blissmiss, Feb 21 2020


Might help the next attempt slip through.
-- wjt, Feb 22 2020


*strenuously resists posting Bimbo Landsaw
-- Voice, Feb 23 2020


Mmmmmyeah; stay strong on that one, [Voice]. There may be some places on the internet where "women are dumb", with overtones of "chopping up women", is funny, but I'm hoping this doesn't become one of those places. Sorry to be such a killjoy.
-- pertinax, Feb 23 2020


You've skewered me [pertinax], that's exactly what I was going to post. Because I'm a misogynist.
-- Voice, Feb 23 2020


OK, maybe that's not what you were going to post. Sorry, again.
-- pertinax, Feb 23 2020


Apology accepted.
-- Voice, Feb 23 2020


Voice, I laughed.
-- blissmiss, Feb 23 2020


// Apology accepted. //

<Watches carefully in hope of seeing [Voice] do the ol' Darth Vader telekinetic strangling on [pert]/>
-- 8th of 7, Feb 23 2020


"Hey, [8th], give us a thumbs-up if you're OK.... Great!...Ah."
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 23 2020



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