A range of business cards guaranteed to deter persistent salespersons. On meeting such an individual, you quickly don a latex glove, before reaching into your wallet to extend your Like-a-Card, which you carefully drop, using a pair of tweezers into a sealable plastic envelop.

Cards would have fictitious company names and operative descriptions that fall into two broad camps: The scary - e.g. Ebola Leakage Management Inc. (Handling Control), or Toxic Animal Rendering (Equipment Cleaner), and the surrealist - e.g. Exhumations Strippa Theme (Dancer) or Hairy Elbow Wrangler. If this does not get rid of them, then they actually deserve your attention.
-- xenzag, Dec 19 2005

Crafty self-defence for the yuppie. I like it. [+]
-- Honduras, Dec 19 2005


Effort Syndrome Personal Sports Trainer

Smoking Dept.
-- skinflaps, Dec 19 2005


Spurious cards with fictional information have long been marketed as novelty items, or to dissuade would-be suitors in singles bars.

I totally fail to see why they would deter salespeople.
-- DrCurry, Dec 19 2005



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