Fashion: Belt
Liberty Belt   (+8)  [vote for, against]
Mechanical biofeedback belt

This belt has a buckle that has one of those low sounding Chinese meditation balls on it with a bell with a high degree of sensitivity. This way when your center of intention moves you are outed and thus become more aware of your body language and thus freer, thus liberty belt.
-- JesusHChrist, Mar 05 2015

Similar Biofeedback belt providing a sense of Direction. http://archive.wire...hive/15.04/esp.html
Wearer is always cognizant of which way is North. [AusCan531, Mar 06 2015]

For added pseudoscience, a "polygraph vest" (with LCD display) could be worn.
-- Spacecoyote, Mar 06 2015


Sounds like balls. [+]
-- pertinax, Mar 06 2015


"Is that a liberty belt you're wearing, or are you just pleased to see me? "
-- 8th of 7, Mar 06 2015


Not in a public place, no.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 07 2015


I was hoping this would be the opposite of a chastity belt, for libertines.
-- bungston, Mar 07 2015


What the fuck is a center of intention? And how does my belt buckle know when it moves? And would the bell not be activated simply by movement?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 07 2015


You swore, hence your center of intention just shifted...ding dong, ding dong.
-- blissmiss, Mar 07 2015


Yes, I've decided to try profanity for a while, at least until my career improves. Apparently, it's fucking awesome (profanity, that is).
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 07 2015



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