Nothing wakes you up like a good, solid leg cramp, right?

Strap the soft, comfortable Crampalarm around your calf before you go to bed, and at the determined time it sends a mild electric current through your gastrocnemius muscle, scientifically calculated to send that sucker into a painful spasm that will rock your world - and jolt you back into consciousness. Use only as directed.
-- smendler, Jul 29 2016

Someone might get hurt. [+]
-- whatrock, Jul 29 2016


//Nothing wakes you up like a good, solid leg cramp, right?//

This is true, acid reflux is a close second.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 29 2016



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