Local definition of a lazy wind: "a wind that would rather go throo ya than go round ya" (must be spoken with a rough tongue to be authentic)

In the face of a lazy wind, I really don't want to take my hands out of my pockets, so I just press a button in the lining to activate my Lazy Collar.

Small pistons, discretely concealed under the collar, raise it to a fully upright position then act as angled supports, bracing it against that lazy wind.
-- xenzag, Apr 28 2012

[+] lazy bun.
-- FlyingToaster, Apr 28 2012


Great name for a product range "Lazy". Lazy is always good :-)
-- xenzag, Apr 28 2012


I have no interest in the collar, at this particular point in time. But where, pray tell, may one purchase this rough tongue of which you speak?
-- 4whom, Apr 28 2012


Also known as the cat's tongue wanking mitt.
-- rcarty, Apr 28 2012


Thanks [rcarty]. I shall google that when i get to work on Monday. The guys at Anil & Anil, Retention Services LLC will be pleased.
-- 4whom, Apr 28 2012


I thought this would be a ball-bearing-mounted collar.
-- pocmloc, Apr 28 2012


Couldn't you just attach small airfoils to the collar? When the wind reaches a certain velocity the collars raise themselves.
-- AusCan531, Apr 28 2012


And when you take it off? Odour Humanity!
-- 4whom, Apr 28 2012


I was picturing a cop sitting at a
[Turn yourself in]
booth
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 29 2012



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