Because a) it means that others cannot see b) because it is dangerous to both parties and all around climbing onto the shoulders of another to get yourself a better view at concerts is A Bad Thing.
Hence, a ceiling mounted, roaming water cannon of variable gush. Programmed to hit targets taller than a owner-specified height with a gentle "get down" reminder.
Can also be used to cool down overheating clubbers and to eliminate the fears caused when "the roof is on fire."-- my face your, Jun 24 2003 Also mildly dangerous when combined with electric equipment held close to human contact (guitars, mics, etc.).-- Worldgineer, Jun 24 2003 Use something non conducting, pure ethanol?-- kbecker, Jun 24 2003 Cheap vodka?-- Zimmy, Jun 24 2003 [kbecker] better hope it's a non-smoking venue then...-- cevilthedevil, Jun 25 2003 mfy, you are just too sensible for words.-- po, Jun 25 2003 Trap doors in the floor...-- phoenix, Jun 25 2003 ...trap mice under the floor... Since when were doors considered as pests?-- silverstormer, Jun 25 2003 Especially given your alternative uses, I think you'd be better off using a water cannon.-- DrCurry, Jun 25 2003 not quite, quite - just quite quietly.-- po, Jun 25 2003 Nothing's worse than unrequited madess.-- Worldgineer, Jun 25 2003 Subtitle suggestion: "Do a little dance, make a little love..."-- snarfyguy, Jun 25 2003 Subtitle suggestion: "Get down, get down..."
Water cannon will simply encourage people to get on each other's shoulders in order to get blasted.-- phoenix, Jun 25 2003 random, halfbakery