Once you get good and loose to ring in the new year, amaze your fellow partiers with your clever wit by wearing it as a lampshade on your head. When you're ready to puke your guts out, flip it over and let 'er rip.

A great "gag" product. (rimshot)

Happy New Year everybody!
-- doctorremulac3, Dec 25 2013

What if your revelry returns on you so quickly that you can't get the thing off your head first?
-- Alterother, Dec 25 2013


Just bend over.
-- doctorremulac3, Dec 25 2013


What does vomit on a hot light bulb smell like?
-- popbottle, Dec 25 2013


Eewwww!
-- blissmiss, Dec 25 2013


[blissmiss], that's an EXCELLENT answer to [popbottle]'s question!
-- Vernon, Dec 25 2013


Would this explain those Chinese (and other east asian) country's hats?

One bun, and I take my hat off to you, sir. <doc steps quickly back to avoid the dripping...>
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 26 2013


Gotta laugh at this one! [+] Happy New Year to you. (although I'll be staying away from those who actually wear lampshades!)
-- xandram, Dec 26 2013


[21] I like that, too. (Didn't Lady Gaga wear a Meat Dress?) hmmm
-- xandram, Dec 26 2013


Mmmmm, smashing bit of crackling ....
-- 8th of 7, Dec 27 2013



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