Tired of scissors that just don't cut it?
L.A.S.E.R. Scissors employ a pair of non-coherent polarised CO2 beams that scissor back and forth to provide a finite focus range for a high energy cutting point. Without polarisation and frequency synchronisation the beams are not sufficiently energetic to do too much damage.
Useful if you wish to cut a chain of "paper dolls" out of a half-inch sheet of mild steel, for instance.
It is recommended that you don't try to run while holding these.-- infidel, May 13 2011 Three blind mice, perhaps?-- infidel, May 13 2011 random, halfbakery