Roy had never seen any image of the business section of his large intestine and its varied contents used to make such interesting symmetrical patterns. But now having seen it, he wondered why on earth anyone would choose to have a regular colonoscopy when they could choose this...
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 01 2016

Oh sweet Jesus, we are getting old, aren't we?
-- blissmiss, Nov 01 2016


Note, that is Roy, not Ray. We have not crossed through that tube yet.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 01 2016


Mirrolax?
-- lurch, Nov 01 2016


Drinking some might result in a colloidoscope.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 01 2016


Nether again...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 02 2016


Does this involve jamming acetate and glitter up yr back door before inserting a mirrored scope? Because if so, this will almost definitely be baked.
-- calum, Nov 02 2016


Not my backdoor it hasn't...
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 02 2016


But it was just Hallowe'en!
-- calum, Nov 02 2016


No relation to the Large Hadron Collide-O-Scope?
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 02 2016


This could perhaps quite easily be made into an art project where videos of bumoscopies are treated so that they look like they were filmed with a kaleidoscope.
-- calum, Nov 02 2016


Where's Ben Frost when you need him?
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 02 2016



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