Computer: Game: Simulation
Kid simulator   (+3)  [vote for, against]
street smarts for kids

Have you ever wondered how your child will react to an abduction? Will they get into the van to see the puppies? Will they know which stranger is safe(er) to ask for help? Wonder no more.

This VR simulation includes hundreds of realistic situations ranging from the most famous historical abductions to light level bullying. Busy street crossing module is also included. The child's reaction is evaluated and scored. If a child does make the wrong decisions and actually gets abducted, they have a last chance for safety by screaming into a microphone. Sound output is measured and points awarded appropriately.
-- ixnaum, Mar 30 2016

goat simulator https://en.m.wikipe...wiki/Goat_Simulator
[hippo, Apr 01 2016]

Disappointingly, there is no mention of painful electric shocks.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 30 2016


I thought it would be a Disneyland attraction like adventure land. Its a small world after all.
-- popbottle, Mar 31 2016


I was expecting some kind of Tamagotchi-like contraption for educating expectant parents on what they're letting themselves in for.
-- Wrongfellow, Apr 01 2016


Not much different. They eat entirely random things off the ground and have similar listening skills.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 01 2016


^ That comment denigrates goats.

Do we get to administer painful electric shocks yet ?
-- 8th of 7, Apr 01 2016



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