Sprinkle them on to your burger or sandwich or pizza. Microwave safe!

Dry on the outside, explodes into a tiny amount of wet ketchup when you bite into it.
-- haskell, Jul 31 2020

Atomic theory https://en.wikipedi...ilosophical_atomism
Not invented by someone french. [8th of 7, Jul 31 2020]

You can get the flavor but not the wetness https://www.herrs.c...herrs/1-oz-ketchup/
[xandram, Aug 03 2020]

Who wants //a tiny amount// of TOMATO SAUCE on their food anyway?
-- pocmloc, Jul 31 2020


I'd quite like ketchup delivered via something like an aerosol paint can, to give a thin, uniform coating of glossy ketchup over the whole plate
-- hippo, Jul 31 2020


// Who wants //a tiny amount// of TOMATO SAUCE on their food anyway? //

Well, it appears [haskell] does.

Any other questions ?
-- 8th of 7, Jul 31 2020


[haskell] said these were to be sprinkled. It is theoretically possible for a generous sprinkling of many 'tiny amounts' to aggregate to a moderate or even large amount [citation needed].
-- hippo, Jul 31 2020


// [citation needed] //

<link>

Atomic theory hypothesizes that all large objects are made up from two or more small objects.

Any MORE questions ? Do we have to do everything round here ?
-- 8th of 7, Jul 31 2020


Yes
-- pocmloc, Jul 31 2020


Oh, OK. Just as long as it's clear.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 31 2020


Also how does it "explode"? TOMATO SAUCE is a liquid, i.e. not compressible.

I suppose it would be possible to work out a chemical reaction where two volumetrically smaller substances are mixed by the biting action and then combine chemically to produce a volumetrically larger (though still tiny) quantity of TOMATO SAUCE.
-- pocmloc, Jul 31 2020


<Gratuitous pedantry>

There are two types.

Normal stage blood capsules don't "explode"; rather, they burst under externally applied pressure, releasing a dark red-brown liquid (because under strong theatrical lighting, colours "wash out" and have to be much darker than in natural light; although the trend away from incandescent lamps has changed that).

The other sort contain a modest amount of pressure-sensitive primary explosive. These result in an immediate effusion of real blood. However, they are not favoured, for two reasons. (i) the "colour washout" effect mentioned above - real blood looks remarkably unconvincing on stage - and (ii) it is often difficult to use the performer the following night.

</Gratuitous pedantry>
-- 8th of 7, Jul 31 2020


//Not invented by someone french//

With that vile lie you have made a mortal enemy this day.
-- Voice, Jul 31 2020


What is one amongst so many ? The waiting room's full. Take a numbered ticket from the dispenser and you'll get tannoyed when your turn comes.

Might be a while.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 31 2020


The kiddos would love them. Market it, quick.
-- blissmiss, Jul 31 2020



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