"Hello, thank you for calling Sensitive Corp. To help connect you with an appropriate customer service associate, please speak aloud or enter your Keirsey Personality Type using the keypad. For example, if your personality type is I-S-T-J, enter 4-7-8-5. You'll be routed to a customer service representative who is compatible with your personality type."
-- awesomest, Apr 27 2016

Keirsey Personality Sorter http://www.keirsey.com/
[awesomest, Apr 27 2016]

What if you have no personality? Do you just dial 0?
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 27 2016


Well, that's what Justin Bieber does, and he should know ...
-- 8th of 7, Apr 27 2016


Yes, but that's a case where "should know" comes up empty on a lot of Very Basic Things.
-- lurch, Apr 27 2016


I thought of Kinsey first when I saw the title of this idea.
-- notexactly, Apr 27 2016


What's the type for those with multiple personality disorder?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 27 2016


1-800-NUT-CASE
-- 8th of 7, Apr 27 2016


as long as it's toll free, I'm all for it... and so am I!
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 27 2016



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