Bottle Opener, Corkscrew, File, Knife (2) [1 Penknife, 1 Large Single Edge Blade], Lighter, Plectrum, Retractable Ball Point Pen, Roach Clip, Scissors. Embossed with KISS Logo.
-- thumbwax, Jun 17 2001

What, no plectrum?
-- Dog Ed, Jun 17 2001


greasepaint included?
-- badoingdoing, Jun 17 2001


Kiss knife?

Baked, in a way.

The CRKT K.I.S.S. Knives, designed by Ed Halligan. Got one right here. Nice.
-- tempt, Jun 18 2001


Yes, that's a nice knife but nowhere as nice as the KISS Army Knife, now including plectrum, which I thought about, but figured since Air Guitar was the instrument of choice for most KISS Army members...
-- thumbwax, Jun 19 2001


Does it come with a fake blood squirter?
-- Reverend D, Jun 19 2001


.. and a MP3 player with the greatest hits in ROM?
-- rmutt, Jun 19 2001


Don't forget the retractable, pre-cut coke straw.
-- kevins737, Dec 23 2001


An additional knife for sacrifices to Satan?
-- Graciem, Dec 24 2001


I play my air-guitar bare-handed, thank you very much.
-- RaoulDuke, Oct 06 2003


Huh. I thought this was going to be for a Keep It Simple, Stupid knife. Like, a knife. And maybe scissors and file. That'd be it. Ah well, not the first time I've misread.
-- absterge, Aug 20 2004


KISS Army deserters should be granted asylum.
-- Gamma48, May 12 2009



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