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Junk Mail Separator   (+2, -2)  [vote for, against]
No More Daily Mail Annoyances

An extension on the mailbox with a conveyor attachment zips your mail along, electronically scanning for key phrases such as "You may already be a winner!"; "Time dated material enclosed"; or "To the Folks At:". A keypad allows the user to program additional phrases of their choice. Once an offending missive has been identified, a slot opens to a shredder/compressor that adds water and re-forms the slurry into a shape of your choice. Need fresh insulation for your home? How about a log for the fire? The possibilities are endless.
-- Rm Brz, Mar 11 2002

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By [Danzarak] [phoenix, Mar 11 2002]

Already quasiHalf-Baked.
-- phoenix, Mar 11 2002


In Canada, you can safely throw out anything labeled "Bulk" or "Addressed Admail".
-- andrewm, Nov 02 2002


Stale link removed.
-- phoenix, Aug 30 2003



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