Jibberwocky is a simple programme that you can request to be installed on your television and radio. It only has one function and that is to replace the voice of Donald Trump with that of a string of jibberish words, similar in construct to that of the Lewis Carroll carol poem Jabberwocky. It does this each time the voice of distinctive semi-literate of Trump is detected by the sampling software.

The principle of this technique was established sometime ago when Gerry Adams, the leader of the sectarian terrorist's representative group Sinn Fein, had his voice successfully supplanted on all media by that of an actor, under UK government orders. This very effective technique made sure that normal people were not exposed to the actual voice of a criminal terrorist's gang's mouthpiece.

I would now like a similar facility to made available to all normal people who would like to replace Trump's messages of hatred and stupidity with that of strings of disconnected jumbled up gibberish. This would containing invented words joined together in such a way as to sound like an underlying syntax was present, but no sense could be actually be determined.

...... and now for a comment by Donald Trump on the dangers of global warming actually being a hoax created by China to damage America:
"Twas brillig, and the slithy Chinks
Did lie and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the Mexigoves,
And the mome walls outgrabe"
-- xenzag, Nov 16 2016

Terrorist's voices replaced with that of actors https://en.wikipedi..._voice_restrictions
Earlier example as described. The difference now is that an actor is not required as the software will take care of everything. [xenzag, Nov 17 2016]

Having written "rick roll jammer" it woulds be hypocritical for me to bone someone wanting to silence a different arbitrary voice. [-]
-- Voice, Nov 16 2016


You know, [xen], methinks thou dost protest too much. You're actually a closet Trump fan, aren't you?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 16 2016


You could call it the "Dubyah Dub" ...

<GWB>

"My fellow Armenians, I want to dispossessize you of some miscompreunderhensions you may have conceptualated from my Inauguratorified Adressimation ..."

</GWB>
-- 8th of 7, Nov 16 2016


Or you could fill the airtime with the most headscratching phrases of Alan Greenspan.

'If I turn out to be particularly clear, you've probably misunderstood what I've said.'
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 16 2016


//You're actually a closet Trump fan, aren't you?// I'm looking forward to inviting him to step into my closet.
-- xenzag, Nov 17 2016


A collector of iron maidens are we?
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 17 2016



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