It is Saturday, the 13th, and we all know how ominous that day is.
It is the day before Valentine's Day, and now deserves its own day.
February 13th will now become the day you tell people that you DON'T like them. This gives them a chance to make amends in some way or forewarns them against splashing out a lot of cash on reservations for love motels.-- 4and20, Feb 13 2021 You can't make love https://www.indepen...ating-b1801347.htmlwithout breaking a few eggs [4and20, Feb 14 2021] // the day you tell people that you DON'T like them. //
We already have 365 of those ... 366 on a leap year.
But [+] for the idea of an official "hate day". Can there be a special "Five Minute Hate", televised internationally, too ?-- 8th of 7, Feb 13 2021 Yes, comprised of two consecutive periods of Two Minutes Hate. As you will recall, 2 + 2 = 5.-- whatrock, Feb 13 2021 I'm a bit put out that you posted this idea on the day in question.-- FlyingToaster, Feb 13 2021 This idea stinks, and its author is even worse.-- pocmloc, Feb 13 2021 Oh, come on ... is "a bit put out" really the best you can do ? Today, of all days ?
You need to learn to Give In To Your Hate more ... it's really not that difficult.-- 8th of 7, Feb 13 2021 I guess I can stay in bed then, being that I love everyone. Hahaha.-- blissmiss, Feb 13 2021 It matters not what you order from a buddhist hot-dog vendor, he will always try to make you one with everything.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 13 2021 Ours are better, though. Who wouldn't want to be one with the Borg ? Even if you don't, Resistance is Futile ...-- 8th of 7, Feb 13 2021 + I don’t really have to tell them...they already know damn it!-- xandram, Feb 13 2021 What do you have against Jezebel?-- pertinax, Feb 13 2021 // What do you have against Jezebel? //
Not me. It was the eunuchs who threw her out.-- 4and20, Feb 13 2021 So, by participating in Jezebel's Day, we show solidarity with eunuchs?-- pertinax, Feb 14 2021 Yes, if you have the balls to do it...-- 8th of 7, Feb 14 2021 I just want to interject in order to coin the word Eugenuchs. I want a nickle every time it is used.
Okay, as you were.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 14 2021 Yalentines Day - Day when you fit a new front door lock to keep out the no longer welcome.-- xenzag, Feb 14 2021 Valent ions day.-- pocmloc, Feb 14 2021 why Jezebel? why not Hitler’s Day?-- xandram, Feb 14 2021 Hitler only had one ball every year, and none of the women were invited to it.-- 4and20, Feb 14 2021 Jailintine's day: for when the no longer welcome turn out to be overly attached.-- Voice, Feb 14 2021 // Valent ions day. //
If two atoms that previously didn't know one another met and swapped a pair of electrons and went out together, would that count as "Dative Co-Valent Ions Day" ?-- 8th of 7, Feb 14 2021 You win.-- Voice, Feb 15 2021 Whalentines Day : use the tablecloths to cover the floor, put the vases back on the shelf, and give the violinist the day off ; get out the troughs and rammers.
WailingTines Day : dedicated to Harold Rhodes.-- FlyingToaster, Feb 15 2021 What's a rammer?-- Voice, Feb 16 2021 Ooh, you went there...
<grabs lawn-chair and popcorn>-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 16 2021 ^ for when your mouth is full, but you can't swallow. (might be the wrong word).-- FlyingToaster, Feb 16 2021 random, halfbakery