As has been addressed previously, the issue of stray driblets of urine running down the inside of your thighs unimpeded by the loose fabric of your boxers is a problem most men experience. How many among us have worried about those ugly dribble stains on the inside legs of our slacks? At least one, and that's one too many.

Sure, you can shake. But shaking never seems to quite do the trick. Like an indulged child, your penis knows that it's not supposed to dribble once put away, but it does it anyway. Possibly for attention.

Briefs may solve the issue, but what if you prefer the carefree look of boxer shorts?

Enter Internal Briefs. Like the lining of swim trunks, these boxers have an internal lining of cotton briefs (complete with form-fitting elastic leg holes) to contain errant drops of masculine discharge, but with an outer layer of breezy boxer sexiness.

In short, they function like briefs and look like boxers - keeping you looking great whether you choose to wear your pants or not.
-- justaguy, Jan 02 2006

(?) Penis Bib Penis_20Bib
A similar, but rather fussy idea to deal with the dribble issue [justaguy, Jan 02 2006]

Boxer Briefs http://www.brainfar..._briefs1%20copy.jpg
"In short, they function like briefs and look like boxers..." [jurist, Jan 02 2006]

Fila Microfiber Pull-On Shorts http://www.amazon.c...ting-goods&n=507846
Alternatively called swimming shorts, sport shorts, tennis shorts, volleyball shorts, campus shorts, etc., by makers like FILA, Reebok, Nike, Adidas, Wilson, et al. [jurist, Jan 02 2006]

just more information than we need...
-- po, Jan 02 2006


Not everything useful is pretty, you know...
-- justaguy, Jan 02 2006


your user name says everything

; do I mean that wink?
-- po, Jan 02 2006


Someone's a bit crabby today.
-- justaguy, Jan 02 2006


who? I'll cheer them!
-- po, Jan 02 2006


[jurist] And yet they look like neither...
-- justaguy, Jan 02 2006


Well, the Internal Briefs that you've described otherwise sound identical to a standard pair of lined swimming trunks (i.e.,those with the solid lining instead of the sand-mesh lining).
-- jurist, Jan 02 2006


I've never encountered a pair of swim trunks that had cotton lining, nor a pair suitable as undergarments.

Perfect analogy, though. Exactly what I was struggling to describe.
-- justaguy, Jan 02 2006


I feel ashamed even to annotate, this is really disgusting.
-- zeno, Jan 02 2006


I don't have that problem, but in theory, not a bad idea.
-- MikeOxbig, Jan 03 2006


[jurist] So, baked then? I didn't see anything describing a lining in the product description, but I'll take your word for it. Even if they are marketed as outerwear and my product name is much better.
-- justaguy, Jan 03 2006


Can't you guys just use a bit of toilet paper and wipe it off?
-- DVineMissEva, Jan 04 2006


I hav'nt been here for a long time but I'm glad I returned today.Good idea and it made me laugh.I voted for it.
-- python, Jan 05 2006


[DVineMissEva] I won't go so far as to say "Men are lazy," but I know I sure am.

[python] So you're the other one, then. Outstanding.
-- justaguy, Jan 05 2006


[DVineMissEva] Go ALL the way from the urinal to the stalls? With your whatsit hanging out? Just to get a piece of loopaper? A proud man would rather die....
-- Minimal, Jan 05 2006


[How many among us have worried about those ugly dribble stains on the inside legs of our slacks?....] not me - I draw dotted lines around them, using indelible ink.
-- xenzag, Jan 05 2006


[xenxag] My keyboard is now covered in exhaled tea. I hope you're proud of yourself.
-- coprocephalous, Jan 05 2006


I didn't know what to think from the title.
The first thing it made me think of was a news story from a few years ago about a homeless woman that had worn the same pair of pantyhose, pulling them down only far enough to squat, for so many years that the skin of her legs grew through the material and, I believe, had to be surgically removed.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 05 2006


you made that up, 2 fries. I can imagine how the tights might get rather swollen with sloughed off skinflakes but I really can't believe that skin can grow through nylon or whatever they're made of.
-- po, Jan 05 2006


I avoid pantyhose at all costs. I am certain that they were invented by someone who HATES women.
-- DVineMissEva, Jan 05 2006


I have to agree and I hate the noise when two legs rub against each other {{{shudder}}}

and before DrC jumps in - thats 2 legs belonging to the same body.
-- po, Jan 05 2006


EVERY time I see this idea, I think of some kind of internal set of underwear - kind of a set of briefs that go under your skin. Help me, please.
-- normzone, Jan 05 2006


you don't need help - just a filter.
-- po, Jan 05 2006


A silly flag, mayhaps?
-- justaguy, Jan 05 2006


Nope 'struth as far as I can recall [po]. Can't find the story though.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 08 2006



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