The applications for this item are endless, as the result is a dramatic and undeniable reason to leave a room. When having a difficult conversation with a dating partner, when asked a business question that you are unprepared to answer, when trying to impress children, when attending a boring dinner with family or friends, this item is the perfect solution. I would have invented this item a long time ago, but I realize how quickly it will catch on and sell, making it useless; people will realize that 99% of nose bleeds are shams and real nose bleeds will be treated like boy-who-cried-wolf stories.
-- ofersh, Jul 31 2000

You forgot "mating call for anime fans" in the list of uses...
-- bookworm, Jul 31 2000


I already have this product. It is called Coumadin (Warfarin) and my doctor makes me take it.

Standing and talking to a friend. He has a white carpet. In between one word and the next my nose is gushing onto his pristine rug.

Not embarassing, not at all. Now where's that transparent nosepicker?...
-- boris, Sep 15 2000


Serves him right...What kind of weirdo has a white carpet?
-- StarChaser, Sep 15 2000


This reminds me of a great way to get out of a speeding ticket: Every time my friend's been pulled over (he did this twice when I was there), he jabbed his nose so it bled and the cop let us go with a quick warning.
-- AfroAssault, Sep 15 2000


Gospel: I got nosebleeds 5 weeks in a row during televised Hockey season[before hockey was hip] @ '76 on Sunday mornings. It was great. I didn't have to go to Sunday school/church for 5 weeks! Cause unknown. Could it be...Satan?
-- thumbwax, Sep 30 2000



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