To avoid the relentless persecution of today's mafia leaders, a witty capo or kingpin would use an inflatable "mob boss" which comes with built in speaker to throw off the mob rat who would otherwise fink out the real capo. The inflatable mob rat would not only offer an invaluable decoy, but could save one's life if a bag of hungry Australian Plague Locusts gets free and they're looking for a meal.
-- vincenzo, Jun 27 2000

Always eat with your back to the wall at the back of an Italian eatery. Try it-you'll feel like the Capo di tutti capi.
-- thumbwax, Oct 03 2000



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