#1 Destination for men aims to please Stylish Affordable \ | | | ~~~~~~~~~~Addendum: No reason to get all pissed off, now.Ya see, this here toilet has water overflowing at the edges, lending an appearance of infinity, kinda like an infinity pool. It has a drain at the bottom, and filters and a regurgitatinger and stuff. The regurgitatinger makes doggone sure it doesn't turn into a fountain, instead, water gently flows, infinitely, it seems, over the brim of the toilet bowl, above the curb ('pon which your hairy man-toes dangle) which surrounds the moat leading to the drain. This-a-way you don't get whiz on your hairy man-toes. Everybody loves it.-- thumbwax, May 03 2003 Just like this, except: http://www.crete-ho...as/Extra/pool11.jpgThere's no panoramic view of paradise, you don't sit in the pool, which is much smaller, it's indoors, it is the same height and size as a toilet bowl... [thumbwax, Oct 05 2004] ?-- Guncrazy, May 03 2003 -- hippo, May 03 2003 So who's going to give the poo a helping shove over the edge?-- FarmerJohn, May 03 2003 It's strictly for #1, as hinted by "#1 destination" - perhaps this should be entitled Infinity Urinal, which...-- thumbwax, May 03 2003 excuse moi - FJ?-- po, May 03 2003 Please don't make me do an illustration.-- thumbwax, May 03 2003 Umm, interesting. Sorta like a swimming pool one can pee in.-- sartep, May 03 2003 My bad for ending with a preposition.-- sartep, May 03 2003 [sartep] you're not the only one dangling in here-- lintkeeper2, May 03 2003 Am I the only one that gets it?
+, by the way (even though it'd use quite a bit of energy). Add a thingermajigitacalliteroonie to switch it off when not in use, or fer #2-ing.-- galukalock, May 04 2003 That'll require a seat, which will obstruct the view.-- thumbwax, May 04 2003 Put the seat on springs or something, then. But if you absolutely hafta make this *only* a yearnal, put a switch on it anyway (step-on or sum'm) so it don't run all the time.-- galukalock, May 04 2003 random, halfbakery