You can (see link) have an operation which puts RFID storage under your skin. However, operations happen all the time which put stuff in your body - hip replacements, bone repairs, root canal fillings, etc. It seems a wasted opportunity not to incorporate a few GB of RFID-enabled storage with each of these. This could be used or banking/payment, for storing photos or diary information etc.-- hippo, May 15 2017 https://www.extreme...as-wireless-storage [hippo, May 15 2017] Body cavity searches will take longer.
A police matron with an exacto knife and duct tape, will retrieve the RFID device.
Police flashlights will contain electronics detecting hardware.-- popbottle, May 15 2017 This is all well and good until the police come and arrest your pancreas for downloading something illegal.-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 19 2017 True, pretty extreme way to archive your hipster porn.-- wjt, May 21 2017 random, halfbakery