A service priced for every budget.

Our starter pack, $99.95: Beautiful woman tells your date in the bathroom: "Ohh, honey, what a hunk, he's a keeper!"

Our deluxe, 299.95: Add an old lady trying to cross the street who hits other guys who try to help her across with her purse but showers you with praise when you help her. Includes vicious barking dog specially trained to run away yelping when shown a special hand signal you'll use.

The Score, $599.95: Includes a surprise attack by 3 ninjas who's butts you effortlessly beat, the old broad, the dog and the hot chick in the bathroom.

Even if she catches on, she'll be impressed that you went through all that trouble.
-- doctorremulac3, Nov 22 2010

Hardly a new idea - this has occurred in various sitcoms for as long as I can remember.
-- Twizz, Nov 23 2010


...and in "Back to the Future".
-- hippo, Nov 23 2010


Just give her the 600 bucks to spend on a dress & shoes for the date. Much more effective.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 23 2010


Then there's always girls you can pay the $600 to directly if you're looking for a more "short term" relationship.
-- doctorremulac3, Nov 23 2010


[Remulac3 M.D.] -

Why pay one girl $600 for a short term relationship when you could pay 6 girls $100 for a short term social?
-- MikeD, Nov 23 2010


I remember a short-story mystery based on this idea, from 'way back. The be-spectacled "hero" fought a big bruiser who'd insulted the girl, and, after taking many blows to the chest, decked the lout (which cost extra). She stormed off without giving him any dessert. Why? He'd tucked his glasses into his shirt pocket, and pulled them out unbroken.

Paying a man to get physical was apparently okay in those days, but paying a woman wasn't.
-- baconbrain, Nov 23 2010


//$100 for a short term social//

Of $50 for a short term fac...

Never mind.
-- doctorremulac3, Nov 23 2010


We did this one once but it's gone now.
I remember annoing something like;
"...then several sharp dressed men in mirrored sunglasses speaking into their wrists about national security escort you away...you know, to set the mood for the second date. "
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 23 2010



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