Sure, the "I hate bumper stickers" bumper sticker is already baked, but this one goes just a wee bit further.-- XSarenkaX, Nov 04 2003 Did I hear a call for a list? http://www.funny2.com/bumper.htm***snort*** [dentworth, Oct 18 2007] I baked this! http://www.zazzle.c...-128778888175538947Wanna buy one? [XSarenkaX, May 18 2008] "I hate being hated by haters of hatred."-- RayfordSteele, Nov 04 2003 "I hate hypocritical bumper stickers"-- DrCurry, Nov 04 2003 "I Bump Critical Hyposticker Haters"-- lintkeeper2, Nov 04 2003 "I Stick The Crit To Typical Hipo Haters" ... wait-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 04 2003 I thought this was going to be like "Sierra Club" or "Keep <whatever> green" stickers on SUV's...-- sophocles, Nov 04 2003 I'm not sure, bliss, but I don't hate hippo-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 04 2003 "Please don't hate me for hating you."-- Overpanic, Nov 04 2003 It's not prejudice if you hate everyone equally.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 04 2003 Nope, that's misanthropy.-- DrCurry, Nov 04 2003 "Death to all drivers"-- squeak, Nov 05 2003 Heh, [bliss] - the hippocritic oath.-- PeterSilly, Nov 05 2003 "My other car has a bumber sticker describing this one."-- Godot, Nov 05 2003 Hey, what time do you call this, then?! I've been waiting for you.-- squeak, Nov 05 2003 Mine would just say "I love my Chevrolet," and be plastered on a Ford.-- stringstretcher, Nov 05 2003 "Let me through, I'm a bloody Doctor!"
(Hippocratic Oath Bumper Sticker).-- egbert, Nov 05 2003 //I've been waiting for you.//
[squeak], you're not the only one. If we followed [Godot] around claiming to have waited for him do you think he'll eventually change his username?-- k_sra, Nov 05 2003 Misread as "hyper-critical" bumper stickers.
You're 0.2% over the speed limit Don't forget to dot every 'i' The crease in your left pants leg is not straight.-- krelnik, Nov 05 2003 "If you can read this, then i hate you."-- dreamweaver, Nov 05 2003 "Tailgating makes you fat."-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 05 2003 "If you can read this, you're smarter than me"-- phundug, Nov 05 2003 Maybe the hippocritic oath is something that senior doctors take before they examine other doctors? "Call *that* a lobotomy?"-- PeterSilly, Nov 05 2003 "Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger"-- al 'night long', Nov 06 2003 Warning - Bumper missing.-- dobtabulous, Nov 06 2003 Honk if you hate surveys.... 1 time for strongly against,.. to 10 times for strongly in favour-- q2cannonfodder, Nov 06 2003 anarchy rules! and I vote!-- GnoLackawitz, Dec 29 2003 There's nobody behind me. Learn to read Learn to drive Let me overtake you
Disclaimer: The above statements are not hypocritical.-- marklar, Oct 18 2007 "I'm not racist. I hate everyone!"-- Jscotty, Oct 18 2007 "I don't want to be hypocritical, so I'll criticize you more."-- bungston, Oct 18 2007 "If you can read this, Thwoudnh jeorhdu Meogopa."-- dbsousa, Oct 18 2007 Keep honking- I'm reloading.-- dentworth, Oct 18 2007 Imagine one of those peeing Calvin stickers on the rear window. But he's peeing on a peeing Calvin sticker. That sticker is peeing on a peeing Calvin sticker. That sticker is... well, you get it.-- Noexit, Oct 18 2007 There are two things I despise - prejudice, and the Dutch.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 19 2007 I had a bumper sticker once that started a fight. One morning, traffic was not moving at all and I noticed the woman in the car behind me reading my bumper sticker out loud to her male companion (read her lips, I did). An argument ensued, I guess over how each of them interpreted the message, and I think she actually punched him. I soon lost sight of them when traffic started moving again.
The bumper sticker simply said "People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do".-- Canuck, Oct 19 2007 Seen on a bumper sticker- "I'd rather be driving."-- Jscotty, Oct 19 2007 Hypothetical Bumper Sticker-- zen_tom, Oct 19 2007 i'm with [zen]. what if a bumper sticker were to...-- k_sra, Oct 19 2007 "I hate hate." - Grouchy Smurf-- XSarenkaX, Dec 14 2007 For Kentucky: "If you can, read this."-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 15 2007 I don't hate hypocritical bumper stickers, but I hypo stick critical bump haters.-- doctorremulac3, Dec 15 2007 This is kind of like those SUVs with the "Hybrid" stickers on them.-- Spacecoyote, Dec 15 2007 Very cool, XSarenkaX-- blissmiss, May 18 2008 "I'm not really an actor, I just play one on TV"-- FlyingToaster, May 18 2008 I think the one I saw the other day was more Ironic than Hypocritical, but it had a big "04" next to a picture of "Dubya" and then it said:
"W stands for the Working Class" - yeah, right.-- Zimmy, May 19 2008 "This bumper sticker exploits the illiterate"-- MikeD, May 19 2008 I'd want "My other car is a Civic" plastered on a Lamborghini.-- kevinthenerd, Jun 22 2008 me too, or any other bumper sticker on a Lamborghini-- jellyfisherman, Jun 22 2008 "My other car was rear-ended by someone who spent too much damn time reading my bumper sticker and not watching the road"
on the front of my car: "If you can read this you are about to die in a car crash"-- jellyfisherman, Jun 22 2008 My car IS a Civic AND was rear-ended by someone who should have been paying attention. Whether it was because she was reading bumpber stickers on someone's car, I don't know...-- XSarenkaX, Jun 26 2008 random, halfbakery