I smoke 20 cigarettes every day because that's how many endorphin shots I need every day. The endorphin can come from hugs too. The hugs have to be good, readily available, not by an asshole, not sarcastic etc. incentiveize this with rewards via a hug uber. I will stop smoking.

20 5 minute yogic tantric anonymous hot hugging meditation breaks a day, when I need them, along with a coordinated international marketing campaign that makes me feel like a lonesome rebellious American cowboy every time I sneak out to get a hug.

Merge with Tinder and HonkongBobo.com.

A mobile tactical unit that explores the frontier searching for people with disabilities who are suicidal and need a hug from hongkongbobo.com

It could be the secret government funded research and development subsidiary of hongkongbobo.com
-- JesusHChrist, Sep 22 2017

If this idea was just the first paragraph, it would make sense
-- hippo, Sep 22 2017


I wonder how far they could take this before it had to be classified as prostitution...

Off to google Hongkongbobo.com

How's your family doing?
-- RayfordSteele, Sep 22 2017


cuddle parties at meetup.com replacing tobacco?
-- beanangel, Sep 23 2017


So my love of wood smoke and fire is instinctive? Cool!
-- Voice, Sep 24 2017


"Flames ... flames ... watch how they caress the surface of the wood ... the graceful curve of the smoke .... the rich, golden- yellow light, like a spring sunset seen through a crystal goblet of chilled Chablis ... the sharp, tingling aroma of pyrolised cellulose ... ahhaha ..... AHAHAHAHAH .... AHHHAAAA ... MUHWHAHA! BURN IT ! BURN IT ALL ! AHAHAHA .... no, nurse, no injection now .... why can't any of you understand...
-- 8th of 7, Sep 24 2017


I feel like this has already been done. The only difference is the hug coming to you rather than being at a specified and secure location.

http://cuddleuptome.com/
-- erisian, Sep 26 2017



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