Quite often, construction projects such as bypasses and airports are brought to a halt by the actions of a small group of protesters. One of their tactics is to lie down in front of the oncoming bulldozers. Now, I noticed the other day some footage of a hovercraft being driven over a person lying on the ground - they were completely unharmed. So the solution is to equip bulldozers with hovercraft functionality (or fit a huge blade to the front of a hovercraft, whatever).-- Stingray, Mar 25 2004 http://www.plustech.fi/Walking1.html http://www.plustech.fi/Walking1.html [AO, Oct 04 2004] (?) Origins http://www.alternat...ca/article1041.html [Fussass, Oct 04 2004] Maybe if you sneak up with a steel cable and pole, attach them around the tree like a tourniquet, and have workers quietly twist through the trunk.-- FarmerJohn, Mar 25 2004 Bad science - as Tabs notes, a hoverdozer will be completely useless.
The way this is being solved in real life for logging trucks, if not bulldozers, is using superwide underinflated tires that can roll over a person without harming them. This is more to save loggers' lives in accidents than to necessarily save tree huggers, of course.-- DrCurry, Mar 25 2004 You could just step over them. [link]-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 25 2004 Ha !-- skinflaps, Mar 25 2004 Well, it's not so much traction that's required, as force. I forgot to mention the 4 Rolls Royce Olympus turbojets fitted to the Hoverdozer. They'll have thrust vectoring to keep things straight, and of course, re-heat for the more recalcitrant obstructions-- Stingray, Mar 25 2004 See the link for the origins of this term treehugger; a community based non-violent movement led mostly by women. Naturally we would want to neutralize it.-- Fussass, Mar 25 2004 random, halfbakery